Jakisdead's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[[jrdn] - Shitting Everything]

Sexy!

I had to check it out because of the title.
Fits very well, I must say!

That's a sexy kick pedal you have there. What do you use for your drums?

You're actually quite the talented squealer XD

[Phobos Anomaly pt. 1]

FUCK YEAH, BROSES!

I have loved you since I first orgasmed over 'Groove'.

Everything I hear by you just re-enforces my love for your creamy music. I love the emotion in this. It is purely epic. I apologize for the lack of criticism to build from.

I love you for uploading everything at the highest quality NG will allow too. High five to that!

Keep up the awesome work, dude. United, the NG Metal community shall eradicate the pestilent zero bombers!

5/5.
4.05 / 5.00 (+ 0.12)

HappyHomicide responds:

Dude cheers man! I got a groove 2.0 coming soon with even more confusing time signatures! I'm really glad you like it dude!

[Chased Through The Woods]

HAHA XD

Had to check it out as soon as I saw the name.
I like the idea. Never considered covering such an insane band.
Vocals are pure evil. Very nice!
Also guitar tone is coma inducing!
I assume from the file name that you modified the 'lyrics'?
What are you saying? XD

I'm actually some of a fan of WTC. They gave me some fun ideas, such as
tempo-changes mid-riff.

I'm a big fan of your work. Keep it coming! :D

HappyHomicide responds:

I actually hate WTC with a passion, this is a joke song, I'm saying "OH, I LIKE TO COLOR PAINT... I LIKE TO COLOR PAINT" etc etc Glad you enjoyed it!

[Parasite God]

YUH!

Yeah the breakdown needs bassing up a little. But soon you shall be able to bring down an elephant!
Some sick-ass riffage in there! You palm mute like a mother-fucker!
+ Kudos for the song name. Epic to fuck.

[Unstoppable - DRUOX]

Nice

Lots of energy. I like.
It seems like you're being fucked by zero bombers. I get that a lot too.
2.00 / 5.00 (+ 0.34) - the best I can do sadly.
Keep it metal.

[One Step Closer Cover]

Alright

The drums were inaccurate during the intro.. I like the feel when it comes together but the mixing could have been better.
Vocals are really quite discordant and sadden me.
Good job though (Y)

[Oxycodone [JesusWasACunt]]

Fuck YEEAHH

Love it man.
The riffs kick ass!
Thanks for the comment about 0 voters I too have been plagued by them recently.
Great song. Love the collab with CWN too!

BuryYourFace responds:

thank ya!
Yeah 0 voters suck... theyre just mad that they get stuck with and have to regularly go down on ugly smelly rotten crotch bitches >:( fuckin cock suckin bitches